Preggers power. I'll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby! twitter.com/snooki/status/…
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 3, 2012
Don't be a tourist visiting your own life.
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 3, 2012
working with @realhughjackman is such a pleasure. A gentleman . You wait until you hear him sing this role in Les Mis, honey on the ears
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) April 3, 2012
Fan of the Game: Aidan instagr.am/p/I8g5k2J9nF/
— Colin Hanks (@Colin_Hanks) April 3, 2012
Hint- block narrow minded mutha fuckas- keyboard king kongs with bullsnit comments gets none
— Fred Durst (@freddurst) April 3, 2012
Did Shakespeare have internet?
— Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) April 3, 2012
Sarah Palin hosting the Today Show would be a great last scene of a Planet of the Apes remake. #PalinonTODAY
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 3, 2012
After screwing up a few dozen takes on the "Stan" video, I was very close to getting "Beats by Dre". -- hahahahahahahahahaha.......
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) April 3, 2012
Read the Book of Jude
— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) April 3, 2012
WTF?! I get the 'small' chair! Lmaoinstagr.am/p/I-EvMksYy1/
— Mena Suvari (@mena13suvari) April 3, 2012
To anyone who thinks anyone is too old to wear anything...a quote from Shawshank Redemption "You can get busy livin' or get busy dyin"!
— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) April 3, 2012
Boy oh boy was I tempted to fashion a BreatheRight strip from a bandaid n stick it on this snorin' man's nose on my flight!
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) April 3, 2012
Me and Hemsworth on the Rush set. As you can see I am 4 x his size. Thus the clear injustice of my infamous Thor snub. twitter.com/oliviawilde/st…
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 3, 2012
Why force-feed students to endure the wistful passive gentleness of "Bully" when you can show them Kinji Fukasaku's "Battle Royale" instead?
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) April 3, 2012
Hey ladies, I do baby talk. ;-)
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 3, 2012
White wine is just "I'm disappointed in my husband juice", right?
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 3, 2012
I'm in the gayest place in town. At a Kylie show!
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) April 3, 2012
Thinking about the Taco Bell Dorito Taco -I may be running an "errand" soon.
— Caroline Manzo(@CarolineManzo) April 3, 2012
This is my "Titty Tuesday" Superhero Look..Don't mess with Coco you might feel some heat.LOL say.ly/wTp1GE8
— Coco (@cocosworld) April 3, 2012
Here's dumbest thing ever. Tabloid guys staking out my building to ambush me. They order food delivered, to building, in their names!
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) April 3, 2012
Bin Laden had FOUR kids while on the run, all with 3rd wife, who moved in with other 2 - fuck "Shahs of Sunset", I wanna watch that show!
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) April 3, 2012
I think my 4th chakra has just opened
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) April 3, 2012
If you are nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you are mean to me, I'll still be nice to you. ☮
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 3, 2012
Is it dangerous to put a pile of Swedish Fishnext to a Gummi Bear?
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) April 3, 2012
There is a 90 yr old hulahooping so FIERCE at my gym right now. Werk Bitch!Down!
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) April 3, 2012
My new favorite combo. Best flavor for you makes me smile! say.ly/lpP1GAp
— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) April 3, 2012
