Snooki And JWoww Claim That Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Gay
It's a claim that ex-"Jersey Shore" cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike's failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
HuffPo: Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the "Jersey Shore" roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?
Snooki: I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.
HuffPo: What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?
Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?
HuffPo: It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.
Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.
JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.
Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?
JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”
Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?
JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.
HuffPo: Do you talk to him about it?
JWoww: He brings it up. He’ll say, “People think I’m gay and I don’t know what they’re talking about.”
Snooki: He told me one time, “[All the talk is] making me wonder.”
HuffPo: Was there an exact moment that you can point to when you realized you have a gay following?
Snooki: I always knew. I feel like I get along more with gay guys than I do...
Snooki and JWoww: Girls.
JWoww: My gay best friend Joey was like, "Do you know that Perez [Hilton] talks about you guys all the time?" We love everybody but Joey was like, "No! You don't get it!" [Laughs] Me and Joey have been friends since I was 16 and we moved to New York together and he's the reason I'm on ["the Jersey Shore"].
Huffpo: JWoww, last year you tweeted that you were upset that gay marriage wasn't legal in New York yet. What are you thinking about the current fight to get it legalized in New Jersey?
JWoww: The same [as I thought about gay marriage in New York]. I was living in New York last year and now that I'm living in Jersey, I want the same thing there. My best friend couldn't get married.
Snooki: I told her to run for president so that everyone could get married. Because I certainly can't [run for president.]
JWoww: I was really upset -- that's what I tweeted about. My friend couldn't get married. He had to get a domestic partnership [at the time] and I was so pissed off about that. I was like, "I want to go to your wedding. You're going to be my bridesmaid and I'm going to be your bridesmaid..."
Snooki: Is he going to wear a dress?
JWoww: I don't know. I hope so. [Laughs]
What do you think? Is The Situation truly gay -- or do you think Snooki and JWoww are just trying to create buzz about their upcoming spin-off series?