On last night’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney demanded more romance from Scott after watching the movie Titanic. Scott decides it’s time to channel his inner Gosling by getting sprayed-on abs and memorizing lines from The Notebook. Then he gets up on a ladder, hammers some nails into the wall, and waits for the magic to happen. (It never did.)
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump that his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- The mysterious substance used to kill North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's half-brother has been identified as VX nerve agent, a chemical listed as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭