Her plan — as far as I can tell — was this:
1. Tell Ben how often she thinks about him at night while in bed.
2. Straddle Ben and tell him how she respects him.
3. Make out with him.
4. Giggle like a little girl while making out.
5. Get off his lap, be all kinds of awkward about it.
…Wait, are some people into this kinda thing? Have I been doing it wrong?
Nice try, Jamie — at least you put it all out there. And by “it,” I mean both your dignity and your hoo-ha. You tried. Ben didn’t go for it.
I mean, how could anyone compete with Courtney’s boobs jangling around in her tribal outfit in Panama?
Here’s what Ben had to say about Courtney’s being extra-comfortable about her body: “The women are still in bathing suits with traditional garb — with the exception of Courtney. I appreciated that — in more than one way.“
Shake it til you maaaake itttttttttttt
- Today's the final day of the Democratic National Convention — Hillary Clinton is preparing for the biggest night of her life 🇺🇸
- Plotters of Turkey's failed coup were unhappy with the government's attempt to make peace with Kurdish separatist rebels, a document obtained by BuzzFeed News shows.
- More than 29,000 people have signed a petition for British scientists to keep access to EU projects after Brexit.