I Looked Up Zodiac Signs Of People From 21 Reality Shows And Suddenly All The Drama Makes Sense

Snooki is a Sagittarius, Lisa Vanderpump is a Virgo, and Bethenny Frankel is a Scorpio, for starters.

1. Queer Eye

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Bobby Berk: Virgo (August 25)

Karamo Brown: Scorpio (November 2)

Jonathan Van Ness: Aries (March 28)

Antoni Porowski: Pisces (March 14)

Tan France: Aries (April 20)

2. Jersey Shore

MTV

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: Sagittarius (November 23)

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino: Cancer (July 4)

Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Pisces (February 27)

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Sagittarius (December 4)

Deena Cortese: Capricorn (January 12)

Vinny Guadagnino: Scorpio (November 11)

Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola: Pisces (March 14)

DJ Pauly D: Cancer (July 5)

3. Shark Tank

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Robert Herjavec: Virgo (September 14)

Daymond John: Pisces (February 23)

Lori Grenier: Sagittarius (December 9)

Kevin O'Leary: Cancer (July 9)

Mark Cuban: Leo (July 31)

Barbara Corcoran: Pisces (March 10)

4. The Hills

MTV

Stephanie Pratt: Aries (April 11)

Brody Jenner: Leo (August 21)

Spencer Pratt: Leo (August 14)

Heidi Montag: Virgo (September 15)

Kristin Cavallari: Capricorn (January 5)

Audrina Patridge: Taurus (May 9)

Lo Bosworth: Libra (September 29)

Lauren Conrad, not pictured: Aquarius (February 1)

Whitney Port, not pictured: Pisces (March 4)

5. Vanderpump Rules

Bravo

Lala Kent: Virgo (September 2)

Stassi Schroder: Cancer (June 24)

Kristen Doute: Pisces (February 19)

Tom Sandoval: Cancer (July 7)

Ariana Madix: Cancer (June 24)

Lisa Vanderpump: Virgo (September 15)

Tom Schwartz: Libra (October 16)

Scheana Marie: Taurus (May 7)

Katie Maloney: Capricorn (January 16)

Jax Taylor: Cancer (July 11)

Brittany Cartwright: Aquarius (January 25)

James Kennedy: Aquarius (January 24)

6. The Simple Life

Fox

Paris Hilton: Aquarius (February 17)

Nicole Richie: Virgo (September 21)

7. The Voice

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Blake Shelton: Gemini (June 18)

Adam Levine: Pisces (March 18)

Gwen Stefani: Libra (October 3)

Pharrell Williams: Aries (April 5)

Carson Daly: Cancer (June 22)

8. Keeping Up With The Kardashians:

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Kendall Jenner: Scorpio (November 3)

Rob Kardashian: Pisces (March 17)

Kim Kardashian-West: Libra (October 21)

Kris Jenner: Scorpio (November 5)

Caitlyn Jenner: Scorpio (October 28)

Kylie Jenner: Leo (August 10)

Kourtney Kardashian: Aries (April 18)

Khloe Kardashian: Cancer (June 27)

Scott Disick, not pictured: Gemini (May 26)

Kanye West, not pictured: Gemini (June 8)

9. The Real Housewives of Atlanta

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Kandi Burruss: Taurus (May 17)

Porsha Williams: Cancer (June 22)

Cynthia Bailey: Pisces (February 19)

Nene Leakes: Sagittarius (December 13)

Eva Marcille: Scorpio (October 30)

Shamari Devoe: Pisces (February 22)

Kenya Moore not pictured: Aquarius (January 24)

Kim Zolciak-Biermann, not pictured: Taurus (May 19)

10. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Kyle Richards: Capricorn (January 11)

Lisa Vanderpump: Virgo (September 15)

Erika Jayne: Cancer (July 10)

Lisa Rinna: Cancer (July 11)

Dorit Kemsley: Cancer (July 16)

Teddi Mellencamp: Cancer (July 1)

Kim Richards, not pictured: Virgo (September 19)

Yolanda Hadid, not pictured: Capricorn (January 11)

Camille Grammer, not pictured: Virgo (September 2)

Brandi Glanville, not pictured: Scorpio (November 16)

11. The Real Housewives of New York

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Bethenny Frankel: Scorpio (November 4)

Sonja Morgan: Sagittarius (November 25)

Ramona Singer: Scorpio (November 17)

Luann De Lesseps: Taurus (May 17)

Dorinda Medley: Sagittarius (December 13)

Tinsley Mortimer: Leo (August 11)

Carole Radziwill, not pictured: Leo (August 20)

Kelly Bensimon, not pictured: Taurus (May 1)

Alex McCord, not pictured: Libra (October 1)

Aviva Dresher, not pictured: Virgo (September 9)

Jill Zarin, not pictured: Sagittarius (November 30)

12. The Osbournes

MTV

Ozzy Osbourne: Sagittarius (December 3)

Sharon Osbourne: Libra (October 9)

Kelly Osbourne: Scorpio (October 27)

Jack Osbourne: Scorpio (November 8)

13. Top Chef

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Gail Simmons: Taurus (May 19)

Padma Lakishmi: Virgo (September 1)

Tom Colicchio: Leo (August 15)

14. Newlyweds

MTV

Jessica Simpson: Cancer (July 10)

Nick Lachey: Scorpio (November 9)

15. America's Next Top Model

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Nigel Barker: Taurus (April 27)

Tyra Banks: Sagittarius (December 4)

Andre Leon Talley: Libra (October 16)

Jay Manuel: Leo (August 14)

Miss J Alexander, not pictured: Aries (April 12)

16. American Idol

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Lionel Richie: Gemini (June 20)

Katy Perry: Scorpio (October 25)

Ryan Seacrest: Capricorn (December 24)

Luke Bryan: Cancer (July 17)

17. Teen Mom

MTV

Maci Bookout: Leo (August 10)

Farrah Abraham: Gemini (May 31)

Amber Portwood: Taurus (May 14)

Catelynn Lowell: Pisces (March 12)

Jenelle Evans, not pictured: Sagittarius (December 19)

18. Dancing With The Stars

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Carrie Ann Inaba: Capricorn (January 5)

Len Goodman: Taurus (April 25)

Bruno Tonioli: Sagittarius (November 25)

Tom Bergeron, not pictured: Taurus (May 6)

19. Chrisley Knows Best

USA

Lindsie Chrisley: Virgo (September 17)

Grayson Chrisley: Taurus (May 16)

Todd Chrisley: Aries (April 6)

Julie Chrisley: Capricorn (January 9)

Chase Chrisley: Gemini (June 1)

Savannah Chrisley: Leo (August 11)

20. The Girls Next Door

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Kendra Wilkinson: Gemini (June 12)

Bridget Marquardt: Libra (September 25)

Hugh Hefner: Aries (April 9)

Holly Madison: Capricorn (December 23)

21. Jon & Kate Plus 8

TLC

Jon Gosselin: Aries (April 1)

Kate Gosselin: Aries (March 28)