Perez Hilton And Piers Morgan Feud Over Madonna
Today's Twitter Buzz: Piers and Perez quarrel over a pop diva. Plus, Miley Cyrus wants to move, Sherri Shepherd cannot figure out iCloud for the life of her, and Kristen Bell, Kristen Chenowith, and Dax Shepherd all really enjoy "American Idol".
Er, no. More like nightmares. RT @PerezHilton Does anybody else daydream about helping #Madonna with her tour?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Love you dearly @PerezHilton - but do stop blowing so much Twitter smoke up @MadonnaMDNAday 's ass, I'm choking here.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
@piersmorgan @MadonnaMDNAday You might be choking because you keep swallowing jealousy, bitterness and desperation. #RiseAbove #AspireHigher
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) April 5, 2012
Not in my manual @PerezHilton - so you'd better get used to it. Mwah x
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Weeping. Seriously. RT @PerezHilton @piersmorgan P.S. Unfollowed you. xoxo
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Can't wait for the weekend.I don't believe in God but I love chocolate. I'm an Eastheist.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 5, 2012
Can't decide whether to take a nap or join a cult.
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) April 5, 2012
#stanlee #dakotafanning #comicbooks say.ly/Svw1HlQ
— stan lee (@TheRealStanLee) April 5, 2012
Where's Icloud???
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Do I need to sign up for Icloud... when I plugged in my phone ... Iphotos came up... no Icloud anywhere as an option
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Who did I offend? Can't remember my Apple Id to sign up for Icloud... gave them my email so they could send it2 me... still waiting-nothing
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Again the question... my Iphone says it's backing up on Icloud but I don't have Icloud on my computer yet ... so who's Cloud has my pics?
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
I swear! In order to have Icloud on my computer I need OSLion but B4 I can download I need OSLeopard... I'm in the wrong jungle! #confused
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Okay I found Icloud on my cell and its backing up ... but I don't have Icloud on my computer... what cloud is getting my photos & videos????
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
I give up on Icloud... still waiting for them 2 send me my daggone Apple ID & password... I think they sent my pics & password to @Iamdiddy
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Going to work now ... if you see or speak w @Oprah or @IamDiddy please tell them our Clouds got mixed up & I'd like my pics & passwords back
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
"As if!..." the movie Clueless is stuck in my head. I need to watch it tonight #classic
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) April 5, 2012
Not Now But Soonâ„¢: Newt quits race, blames media, his staff, and his overuse of multisyllabic adverbs.
— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) April 5, 2012
Not Exclusive Butâ„¢: Newt's withdrawal speech will say, "I'm sorry I didn't get to be President, but I did get to visit a lot of zoos."
— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) April 5, 2012
Critiquing American Idol with @KChenoweth is one of my very favourite things to do. yfrog.com/obcsjeej
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
He's at it again. ( @daxshepard1 ) yfrog.com/nxc2wmxj
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Well now the AI lines are busy. @daxshepard1 thinks there is a conspiracy of some sort. He's on the case. Stay tuned.
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
I'm not kidding. He is super pissed the lines are busy. #livetweetswhiledaxwatchesAI @daxshepard1
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Alright, he got through. Call off the dogs. Everyone can relax. @daxshepard1
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Saw a few whales today -that was crazy. -
— Gavin Rossdale (@GavinRossdale) April 5, 2012
I'm sorry I had a hand clamp on your foot massage...you were smiling.
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 5, 2012
I've had enough success that if I was driven by success I'd be happy.
— Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) April 5, 2012
I wish they'dremake 'Twins' with Daniel Day Lewis and Peter Dinklage.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) April 5, 2012
Potty training is going great!This stage we are in with Lil Hank is awesome.He makes us laugh every minute. Lol
— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) April 5, 2012
I just realized I slept through my Eat, pray, love phase.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 5, 2012
Work and Reward! instagr.am/p/JBqJnyvpRc/
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) April 5, 2012
me and @usherraymondiv gotta have a duet on every album. #real
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 5, 2012
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is dorkier than using hair gel.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 5, 2012
Remember when people needed a holiday to get embarrassingly drunk?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 5, 2012
I don't know everything but I know penises shouldn't taste mediciney.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 5, 2012
No one is ever ready to go when they call their name on Toddlers and Tiaras.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) April 5, 2012
Emails r like gremlins u kill one and get 3 more
— dıpןo (@diplo) April 5, 2012
What!!!! Ok!!! Lil John impression!!!
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) April 5, 2012
I see why people r fascinated with @Bethenny !Such a REAL girl&has a great memory. Good person.She looked great too. (camel toe and all);0)
— Jacqueline Laurita (@JacLaurita) April 5, 2012
Okay...OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH HUNGER GAMES! DAAARN IT!Have not seen movie yet...so no spoilers please:)
— Tamera Mowry-Housley (@TameraMowryTwo) April 5, 2012
If u are in contact w/any of the 5women who declined my prom invitation, please forward: SEXIEST MEN IN POP MUSIC bit.ly/HWeOoJ
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) April 5, 2012
If you think you saw me crying at TITANIC 3D last night, that was just someone who looked like me.And cried like me.#MyHeartWillGoOn
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) April 5, 2012
Sand all up in my asscrack. I heart the Atlantic.
— kimya dawson (@mrskimyadawson) April 5, 2012
Huh?#Pink slime?? WTF???How do they get away with it?And feeding it to children in schools??Aaaaaaaarrrrggghhh...that's me screaming
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 5, 2012
I'm having the weirdest dreams ever. Like James Cameron Avatar shit..
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 5, 2012
Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can't stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn't even take my dog on a walk today
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 5, 2012
Post match interviews. It's just about time to switch from agua to tequila. #BreakOutTheBottle twitter.com/TheRock/status…
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 5, 2012
In five years when they reboot the Twilight series as a comedy, I've got the title: "Revamped."
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 5, 2012
Kim Kardashian + Kanye = Kimye. I'm going back to bed now because just having thought that hurt my brain.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) April 5, 2012