Would Fox approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. "No. No ... Just back off," he told us. "I don't keep up with it all," he said. "But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?" Right! "What a way to build a career."
So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner, how would he react? "I wouldn't even know who she was," he said. But it'd probably dawn on him after the breakup song hit the radio. "Yeah, exactly," he said. "'Sam, You Piece of Shit.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home!"
"I'm not that fat, Howard. I don't mean to take major issue with you about this. I'm not super thin, but I'm thin for, like, Detroit."
To which Howard replied, "You're not obese or anything."
Elizabeth Banks is pissing off parents of single children by suggesting that they aren't "real" parents.
American Idol's ratings were down last night. Sorry, Nicki and Mariah.
Jason Sudeikis and Dan Harmon apparently prank-called Chevy Chase last night.
Josh Hutcherson and Sophia Bush are rumored to be dating.
Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer are also rumored to be dating.
A candle set The Osbourne family home on fire today.
Jennifer Aniston will be the new face of Aveeno.
Iggy Azalea and Michael B. Jordan broke up.
Lindsay Lohan was possibly banned from ALL of the W Hotels.
Chris Hardwick will host The Streamy Awards.
Selena Gomez on being single: "I'm having fun." Glad that's all cleared up.
Mindy Kaling, B.J. Novak, and Zach Woods will return to The Office before it ends this season.
You should watch the trailer for Spring Breakers — I don't think you'll be disappointed in the least.