1. Lisa Vanderpump
Occupation: Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
How will she do? Once you hear about her past life as a hot music video babe you’ll realize that “the old bag’s still got moves” (her words). Bonus points for every time she brings her dog Giggy.
2. D.L. Hughley
Occupation: Comedian and actor
How will he do? As long as he keeps making America laugh during the show, they will continue to vote for him.
3. Kellie Pickler
How will she do? If the people who vote for DTWS end up being the same people who voted for her on American Idol, she’ll be just fine.
4. Jacoby Jones
Occupation: Baltimore Ravens football player
How will he do? He just won the Super Bowl.
6. Zendaya Coleman
Occupation: Disney Channel star
How will she do? If Sabrina Bryan can make it to the finals, so will she (and she might actually win).
7. Wynonna Judd
How will she do? She’ll last as long as Nancy Grace did — longer if she also has a “nip slip.”
8. Victor Ortiz
How will he do? He’s light on his feet, so most likely pretty well.
9. Aly Raisman
Occupation: US Olympic gymnast
How will she do? She’s 18 years old and has a gold medal. Also, we know that even if nobody else cheers for her performance, Aly’s mother will be in the stands going nuts.
10. Dorothy Hamill
Occupation: US Olympic skater
How will she do? Very well. She too earned a gold medal at the 1967 Winter Olympics — and still skates to this day.
11. Andy Dick
Occupation: Andy Dick
How will he do? He’s Andy Dick.
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏