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Kristen Taekman From RHONY Gets Revenge On All Of Her Cast Mates

It's turtle time for Ramona.

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Kristen Taekman is only in her second season of The Real Housewives Of New York City, but she's already had her fair share of drama. Everyone knows the housewives love a good prop, so we decided we'd let Kristen combine that with throwing things at peoples faces (another housewife pastime) to get revenge on all the ladies. Even those she hasn't had any beef with — yet.

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Heather Thomson

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Told her to "Move over, bitch" after a blow out fight during a group trip to Montana.

CURRENT STATUS: Forgiven and forgotten. Friends again <3.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Salad.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Dorinda Medley

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Nothing yet.

CURRENT STATUS: Getting to know each other.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: A Klondike bar.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed
David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Countess LuAnn de Lessepps

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Light gossip.

CURRENT STATUS: Friends but not besties.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Confetti.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed
David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Carole Radziwill

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Nothing that we know of, yet.

CURRENT STATUS: Friends.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Cheerios.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed
David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Sonja Morgan

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Taking Ramona's side, gossiping.

CURRENT STATUS: Cordial, even though Kristen thinks Sonja is ♫ delusional♫.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Greek yogurt and flowers.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed
David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

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Bethenny Frankel

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Nothing that we know of so far — Kristen wasn't around for Bethenny's first seasons on the show.

CURRENT STATUS: They brunch, but don't really know each other yet.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Eggs.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Ramona Singer

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CRIME AGAINST KRISTEN: Um, HELLO! Did you even SEE the dramatic ending of last season? She threw a glass of wine at Kristen from a canoe. Literally. It was the actual wine glass. #Turtletime.

CURRENT STATUS: It's complicated.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: White wine, of course.

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David J. Bertozzi / BuzzFeed

SLOW MO REPLAY:

Revenge has been served.

The Real Housewives Of New York City airs every Tuesday at 9 p.m. ET/8 CT on Bravo.

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