“For me, it wasn’t a big decision, it was a no-brainer. I didn’t want to live the rest of my life with that shadow hanging over me. I want to be around for a long time and be a grandmother to Pearl. I didn’t even think of my breasts in a nostalgic way, I just wanted to be able to live my life without that fear all the time. It’s not ‘pity me’, it’s a decision I made that’s got rid of this weight that I was carrying around.”
A rep from Beach Bum Tanning reached out to us with a statement about Amanda Bynes and that story about her walking around naked:
“Employee testimony and security footage have confirmed that Ms. Bynes
was not acting inappropriately. She is a long-time client and we stand by her
The house that Michelle Williams and Jason Segel just bought in Red Hook, NY, is underwater.
Ted Danson said there will be a Bored To Death movie, written by Jonathan Ames.
Katy Perry is pissed at her BFF Rihanna for getting back together with Chris Brown.
Jennifer Lawrence is so scared of ghosts that she “won’t even look in the mirror out of fear she might see one behind her.”
Robert Pattinson is smoking electronic cigarettes but it’s not because Leonardo DiCaprio has been doing it forever.
Bristol Palin won the lawsuit between her and the heckler that appeared on her reality show.
The Backstreet Boys recorded a Christmas concert in full Christmas garb at Disneyland this weekend, so everything is fake.
Shaq bought a “normal” house in Florida and people want to know why, since he could afford for it to be a mansion.
Octomom’s father has joined her in rehab for alcohol.
Bret McKenzie is writing more music for the Muppets.
Kirstie Alley says that John Travolta was the love of her life.
David Beckham could get his own talk show? Fine with me.
Some porn company wants Miley Cyrus to do a girl-on-girl video.
Courtney Love says that Nirvana musical is not happening, phew!
Jennie Garth told Jeff Probst her qualifications for her next boyfriend: “Tall, a bad boy, tattooed and financially secure…and has to like sex!”
Diablo Cody is returning to TV in the form of an ABC sitcom called Alex + Amy.
Hurricane Sandy destroyed Marc Jacobs’ apartment.
Parker Posey passed on Angelina Jolie’s role in Girl, Interrupted.
Aisha Tyler will guest star on Glee.
Christopher Lloyd will appear on an upcoming Back To The Future–themed episode of Raising Hope.
Joe Simpson is dismissing rumors that he’s gay.
Evelyn Lozada “wants to be the next Jane Fonda,” whatever that means.
Stop playing coy with us, Topanga.
Jeff Goldblum’s stalker was arrested over the weekend.
The Jersey Shore cast will host a benefit for the town that made them all famous: Seaside Heights, New Jersey.
Taylor Kinney wants kids with Lady Gaga, and he wants them SOON.
Can we talk about Leighton Meester’s sideboob in Flaunt?