Spies said Katie and her daughter were having a quiet dinner at Mr. Chow Tribeca on Saturday, when a group of friends dressed up for Halloween were seated at the table next to them. Two of the group were dressed as Katie and Suri wearing “Save” and “Free” T-shirts, and the other was a young Tom Cruise from “Top Gun.”
“When they sat down, they exchanged an awkward glance with Katie, but she kept her cool and didn’t say anything,” said a spy. “The embarrassed Halloween crew quickly covered up the costumes before Suri got a chance to take a look.”
“It’s true! I was going to do Homeland. I liked the show. I signed on. The guys were ready. I don’t want to blame it on ‘her,’ but my wife and I have an arrangement where when she works, I don’t work and when I work, she doesn’t work,” Affleck shared. “She said, ‘I have this movie, it’s 10 weeks, it’s in Atlanta.’ I said, ‘Okay, forget it. I’m sure nothing will happen with it anyway.’”
Kelsey Grammer gave a lengthy explanation as to why he brought his baby to Hugh Hefner’s annual Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion:
“Kayte is breast-feeding and we do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us. The baby slept as her ears were covered the entire time and we left shortly after midnight. We love our child. Kayte is my wife and lady love (who is 31 and goes by the name Kayte Grammer, by the way, not Walsh).”
“I’ve learned when to get out. I’ve never wasted too much time with the wrong person and that’s one thing I’m proud of. I’ve had a lot of dark and twisty situations happen, enough to realize that when someone exhibits signs of evoking a dark and twisty relationship and dark and twisty feelings, it’s not interesting to me.”
Swfit’s exes include John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Cory Monteith, and, most recently, Conor Kennedy (whose “dark and twisty feelings” may have had something to do with the recent suicide of his mother, so…chill out with the public discussions, won’t you, Taylor?).
Russell Brand and Katy Perry both showed up to the Lakers season opener, and it was a little awkward.
Simon Cowell would like for Britney Spears to perform on X Factor.
Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have a wild marriage, yall.
New photos from the set of Game Of Thrones.
Pauly D apparently spent his weekend in a hurricane of lesbians.
Adam Levine really doesn’t like it when you call Christina Aguilera fat.
Barack Obama watches Parks and Recreation.
Steven Tyler might have ended his engagement quietly.
Frank Ocean announced that his new single will be “Lost” with a picture of himself on an island that looks like Lost, which may or may not have been intentional.
Cee Lo Green is being investigated as part of an LAPD sexual battery investigation.
More pictures of the new Papa Joe!
Rihanna will charge $250 for a special “Super Deluxe” version of her album Unapologetic.
Carly Rae Jepsen and that Owl City guy are being sued of the “Oh Oh Oh’s” in their song, “Good Time.”
The Jersey Shore store was walloped by hurricane Sandy.
Kim Kardashian might have another sex tape out there, is being shopped around for $30 million.
Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Renner will both host Saturday Night Live in November.
Looking good, The Wanted.
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