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    John Stamos Is The Sexiest 50 Year Old Ever

    HAVE MERCY.

    1. John Stamos is seriously sexy. Let me give you 50 reasons why...

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    2. He looks sexy as a cop.

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    3. As a photographer.

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    4. And when he was on General Hospital in the '80s? Sexy, of course.

    5. Giving to the homeless? Sexy.

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    6. Meeting Verne Troyer at the MTV Movie Awards? Sexy.

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    7. Every time Uncle Jesse played in a band on Full House: sexy.

    8. While filming an Oikos Greek yogurt commercial? Sexy.

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    9. At Graceland. Sexy.

    10. The Full House opening credits: sexy.

    11. With glasses. Sexy.

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    12. With a '90s mullet and Dave Couiler. Sexy.

    13. In a leather jacket. Sexy.

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    14. In what's maybe the worst shirt ever: sexy.

    15. Getting a star on the Walk Of Fame: Sexy.

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    16. Every time he plays the drums. ALWAYS sexy.

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    17. With a gigantic, full beard: still sexy.

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    18. In this hat. Still sexy.

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    19. With this Billy Ray Cyrus look going on: still sexy!

    20. Playing with the Beach Boys: always sexy.

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    21. Reuniting with the cast of Full House: sexy.

    22. As Elvis. Sexy.

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    23. Looking bashful? Sexy.

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    24. With baby Michelle. Dreamy.

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    25. With Nicky and Alex. Still sexy.

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    26. On the ocean: sexy.

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    27. The "Forever" music video. Sexy.

    28. Driving. Sexy.

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    29. HE EVEN IS SEXY IN A DOPEY HAT.

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    30. With A Flock Of Seagulls hair: sexy.

    31. On Broadway for Bye, Bye Birdie: somehow still sexy!

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    32. In a tank top: sexy.

    33. Fresh-faced and mulleted: sexy.

    34. On Glee: sexy.

    35. Angry on a motorcycle: '80s sexy.

    36. Every time Uncle Jesse held a musical instrument it was mega sexy.

    37. Waving with Kevin Spacey: yes, sexy.

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    38. With Donald Duck. Sexy.

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    39. In bright green shorts: sexy.

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    40. In converse sneakers: sexy.

    41. He even makes flipping off Bob Saget look sexy.

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    42. In an inflatable raft: sexy.

    43. All suited up: sexy.

    44. In leather gloves: sexy.

    45. As a doctor on ER: sexy.

    46. In the rain: sexy.

    47. With feathered hair: sexy.

    48. When John Stamos is staring right into your soul: super sexy.

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    49. With Little Richard: somehow still sexy!

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    50. Reuniting with Aunt Becky and Jesse & The Rippers on Fallon: Sexy.

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    Cheers to you, John!

    And HAVE MERCY for the rest of us.

    And join the #StamosDay campaign by sending a birthday card to a homeless child in his honor!

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