“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men. “Joe said it wasn’t fair to her, and it wasn’t fair to him.”
“While we appreciate Megan Fox’s concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website.”
Dita Von Teese’s book of beauty tips won’t be the same as the rest:
“There are certain things to be discreet about during the seduction process. Men like to watch you get ready, but I kind of tailor things a little bit for when they’re watching. My beauty book is going to be totally different from what’s out there. I’m going to tell you that you have to pluck the nipple hairs off your nipples before a date—I’m here to tell you that.”
Victoria Beckham went shopping with her baby Harper and it was super cute.
Ke$ha has apologized for the photo of a dildo she posted on twitter the other day.
Britney Spears to Barack Obama, on twitter: “You have swagg! :)”
Jason Segel and Michelle Williams may have bought property together.
Christina Applegate and her fiance are being threatened on twitter by some weirdo.
This photo of a cut Saturday Night Live sketch that Tom Hanks tweeted looks like it would have been funny.
Ryan Seacrest predicts wedding bells for KimYe in the near future.
Emma Watson will return to Brown University for the 2013 Winter semester.
Victoria Beckham is the world’s least fun celeb.
Despite the whole Rihanna thing, Chris Brown’s ex Karruche Tran wants him back.
Benedict Cumberbatch is rumored to be dating Lara Pulver, also from Sherlock.
Reese Witherspoon was seen eating hot dogs in public, alert the authorities.
The Bachelorette is a scam, part 100.
Michael Lohan asked for Dr. Drew’s assistance in his intervention with Lindsay, of course.
Lisa Ling is pregnant with a baby girl.
This video of homeless people wishing Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel well at their wedding is not a good look.
Adam Lambert performed “Cuckoo” while dressed as a vampire on Pretty Little Liars.
Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole $15K worth of clothes from the Scary Movie 5 set.
The Special Olympics would like for Ann Coulter to shut her mouth.
Tom Cruise is suing Life and Style for their story about how he has abandoned Suri.
Katy Perry and John Mayer are banging too loud.