Celebrity·Posted on May 21, 202018 Perfect Tweets About Joaquin Phoenix And Rooney Mara Having A Baby"This is the child that will defeat X Æ A-12."by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail In case you haven't already heard, this week we found out that Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix are having a baby! Great news also brings some great tweets. Here are some of the best: 1. 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔤🦋 @satinc0wboy rooney and joaquin are pregnant I can’t wait to meet baby Ash-Tray Vegan Phoenix 😍🥺 04:28 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. baru @phntmthred rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's baby already be like 05:29 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. одри @avdsey why do i feel like rooney and joaquin are gonna name their baby some weird shit too lile sriracha or lavender phoenix 01:22 AM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. trey taylor @treytylor rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's future baby will forgo the birth canal and simply emerge from a giant cloud of marlboro 09:11 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. “hannah” “seidlitz” @HannahSeidlitz on a conference call with my lawyer and a team of nondenominational spiritual gurus making all necessary preparations for me to die at the precise moment of rooney mara and joaquin phoenix’s baby’s birth. it’s about time I’m reincarnated into the life I deserve 06:03 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. UGH! ⟭⟬ ⁷ @joaquinscrocs Joaquin stans coming to Rooney’s and Joaquins baby shower 01:51 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Michael Chau 🦝🗑 @Srirachachau As the prophecy foretold, this is the child that will defeat X Æ A-12 https://t.co/C1XEHHnkSq 04:25 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ray Lewis @RayLewis1997 “I’m you, but stronger.” - Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara’s child meeting X Æ A-12 10:56 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. nick @_nicholasjack X Æ A-12 when he heard rooney mara and joaquin phoenix are having a child that will rise to defeat him 02:27 AM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. lady godiva @godhelpthegrl so rooney mara and joaquin phoenix's child is the second coming of christ and X Æ A-12 is the antichrist and they're gonna fight to death to decide the fate of humanity 12:24 AM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🩸arkady 🪓 @karamazovas was anybody gonna tell me that rooney mara was with joaquin phoenix or was i just supposed to find that out in a tweet about her child destroying grimes’s robot alien baby myself https://t.co/qP7LWQWCfB 04:48 AM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. the spoiled daughter @merdemargiela rooney mara & joaquin phoenix having a kid this is sum HER shit... x æ a-12 u getting a sister 01:58 PM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. AR Hamed @MadMaxFlapper BABY MADE OF PLANTS, INCOMING! https://t.co/KWC9ugTpsR 06:54 AM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. hummus wife ⓥ @eatpussynotpigs joaquin phoenix rooney mara 9 months from now i am free to babysit. i am free to babysit nine months from today. babysitting will be something i can do in about 36 weeks. or a full-time nanny if you’d like. in 9 months i’ll be available to babysit or full time nanny. i’m vegan a- 05:37 PM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. DJANGO @DolakDark This couple is gonna have a baby (Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix) 11:09 PM - 19 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix’s gender reveal will be a pair of rain boots poking out from behind a window curtain 06:11 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. aqe @paraqsite rooney mara and joaquin phoenix having a child together just made me realize how many nepotism babies are gonna plague hollywood in like 10 years 02:20 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. lise @babyIonberIin imagine having rooney mara and joaquin phoenix as your parents AND kate mara and jamie bell as your aunt and uncle yes i'm jealous of that kid https://t.co/rBz2vz9FEd 04:42 PM - 18 May 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite