1. On the Moonlight/La La Land envelope snafu from last year:

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2. On the Oscar statue being "the most beloved and respected man in Hollywood":

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3. On working together to make things even a little bit better for women:

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5. On Timotheé Chalamet being 22:

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7. When he introduced Sandra Bullock:

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8. On Margot Robbie being pretty and wonderful:

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9. When he spit out this '90s rom-com diss:

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10. On the odds that our president actually sat through Get Out:

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11. When he spoke about Black Panther's massive success:

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12. And followed it up with this shaming of the very awards show he was hosting:

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13. When he made a joke about the PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants from last year:

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14. On the awards given out during commercial breaks that we don't get to see at home:

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15. On the awards show itself being an old-timer:

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16. And when he asked Steven Spielberg for some weed:

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