1. On the Moonlight/La La Land envelope snafu from last year:
2. On the Oscar statue being "the most beloved and respected man in Hollywood":
3. On working together to make things even a little bit better for women:
4. On keeping things moving during the show:
5. On Timotheé Chalamet being 22:
6. When he called out the ridiculous whiteness of superhero movies:
7. When he introduced Sandra Bullock:
8. On Margot Robbie being pretty and wonderful:
9. When he spit out this '90s rom-com diss:
10. On the odds that our president actually sat through Get Out:
11. When he spoke about Black Panther's massive success:
12. And followed it up with this shaming of the very awards show he was hosting:
13. When he made a joke about the PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants from last year:
14. On the awards given out during commercial breaks that we don't get to see at home:
15. On the awards show itself being an old-timer:
16. And when he asked Steven Spielberg for some weed:
