“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’
Pointing to her chest she added, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”
Tell us how you really feel about The Carrie Diaries, Sarah Jessica Parker:
“I’m not sure… You know, I think it’s one of those tests of your generosity. [Anna Sophia Robb] is a lovely girl and I want her to feel good about it, but it’s… odd.”
Liam Hemsworth is chillin’ in Australia as rumors of his breakup from Miley Cyrus continue.
Adele and Jennifer Lawrence are becoming fast friends.
The family of Kris Humphries is saying that his marriage to Kim Kardashian was a sham.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is getting blood facials.
John Malkovich will play Blackbeard the pirate on an NBC series this summer.
Brooke Shields may replace Joy Behar on The View.
Daniel Craig got a new car for his birthday.
Martin Freeman’s girlfriend has apparently filed for bankruptcy.
Vince Neil went to the hospital last night for his kidney stones.
Another Duggar is having another baby.
Morrissey has been hospitalized with pneumonia.
One Direction are about to become wax figures.
Jim Carrey signed on to the Dumb and Dumber sequel.
Josh Brolin had a dudes’ night with Bradley Cooper, Michael Fassbender, and Benicio Del Toro.
Did Justin Bieber cancel his Portugal concert because of empty seats?