My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.
"You're not going to let me sleep, are you?"
"Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It's not my name anymore."
"I just want to sleep on your couch. I'm lonely."
"We're not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I'll read you a story."
"A bedtime story?"
"It's called A Perfect Day for Bananafish."
Read the whole thing here.
James Cameron and Sigourney Weaver are making three Avatar sequels.
Kris Jenner called Jaden Smith's batman costume "genius."
Nobody wants to rent their house to Brandi Glanville.
Lindsay Lohan missed her brother Cody's graduation.
Halle Berry has to pay more child support.
Jena Malone has a band.