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James Franco Wrote A Short Story About His Encounters With Lindsay Lohan

That story and more in today's gossip roundup.

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My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.

"You're not going to let me sleep, are you?"

"Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It's not my name anymore."

"Lindsay Lo-han."

"I just want to sleep on your couch. I'm lonely."

"We're not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I'll read you a story."

"A bedtime story?"

"It's called A Perfect Day for Bananafish."

Read the whole thing here.


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Jena Malone has a band.