You guys, of course Kim Kardashian’s not quitting Keeping Up with the Kardashians! But here’s what happened anyway: Earlier today, Perez Hilton decided that a quote that Kim gave to DuJour magazine about being “ready to be a little less open about things” and “realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything” meant that she was quitting her reality show. Well, in a statement she wrote this afternoon, she confirmed that she’s not:
I know that many of you have read the Dujour Magazine interview I just did. In the article, I was asked about continuing on with “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” As everyone knows, we are extremely proud of the show and all of us are staying on through at least season 10. The show remains to be my number 1 priority and it’s a big part of my life and I enjoy every moment of it. It has given me such a rare opportunity to share more of my life with all of you and has brought my family closer to each other. I’m looking forward to the new season and beyond. The fact is that I have many goals that I still need to reach and accomplish and I (like so many of you) don’t know where my life will be in the next couple of years, but I’m looking forward to continuing this journey.
Now if you want to go crazy over a Kim Kardashian quote, it should be this one about wanting to have sex with herself. Moving on.
“Unfortunately there’s something attractive about someone who is broken, for me, and for a lot of women that I’ve spoken to. My best friend and I are attracted to creeps — sometimes. They’re interesting and mysterious and they provide us with this rush and this need to chase or fix — just these needs they fill in yourself. It doesn’t make any sense. It’s a weird psychology but unfortunately it’s the way the world works.”
Matthew McConaughey only cuts his hair when the moon is about to be full:
“Back in 1999, my hair was fallin’ out, so I started this stuff [Regenex]. And son of a gun if I didn’t bring my hair back so well that people think I went and got plugs.
If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full — a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon’s waning. Right now, it’s 14 percent waxing on, it’s a crescent, so you don’t want to cut now. In about 10 days, the moon’s going to be 94 percent full—that’s a great time. Damn right. Why do you think that [farmers] plant at certain times of the year? It’s not hippie-dippie stuff. Look, how do they know when you reap, when you sow, when you plant?”
Something is going on with Lisa Marie Presley.
Rita Ora’s fashion at London Fashion Week has been not so great.
Krysten Ritter is still sad about the cancellation of her show (who isn’t?) but happy that ABC promises to air the rest of the episodes.
Bob Odenkirk and David Cross will release a book of unproduced scripts this fall.
M.I.A. says that the Grammy Awards stole her set.
Seth MacFarlane promises that he will keep his Oscars banter “kid friendly.” Sure.
Mila Kunis is into the idea of a That ’70s Show reunion.
Backstreet Boy Howie Dorough had another baby.
Lindsay Lohan borrowed a designer dress and returned it in tatters.
Rihanna inked a deal with MAC cosmetics.
Michelle Williams is growing out her hair.
- President Obama commuted the federal sentences of 111 prisoners, the most granted by a US president in a single month.