Marge: “Honey, I’m glad you’re passionate. I just hope you’re not riling people up with your show.
Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don’t worry! People know I’m doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”
The “Liberal Straw Man”
A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I’m not just another loudmouth. I’m a loudmouth who says things you’re afraid to say. But not racist things!”
And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:
Homer: “Eh, maybe I’ll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”
- The Republican chair of the House probe into Russia and Trump should step down after secretly meeting with a source at the White House, say top Democrats.
- President Trump will sign an executive order on Tuesday stopping the EPA's plan to limit power plants burning coal.
- Facebook will start globally rolling out three features today on iOS and Android that strongly resemble Snapchat. They're called Camera, Direct, and Stories.
- And a college student was banned from Tinder after scamming some men out of money 💸 💔