Marge: “Honey, I’m glad you’re passionate. I just hope you’re not riling people up with your show.
Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don’t worry! People know I’m doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”
The “Liberal Straw Man”
A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I’m not just another loudmouth. I’m a loudmouth who says things you’re afraid to say. But not racist things!”
And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:
Homer: “Eh, maybe I’ll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Uber's CEO met with more than 100 female engineers on Thursday to discuss sexism and harassment allegations at the company.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝