Marge: “Honey, I’m glad you’re passionate. I just hope you’re not riling people up with your show.
Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don’t worry! People know I’m doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”
The “Liberal Straw Man”
A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I’m not just another loudmouth. I’m a loudmouth who says things you’re afraid to say. But not racist things!”
And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:
Homer: “Eh, maybe I’ll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”
- The Dakota Access Pipeline will no longer cross under a river near the Standing Rock Sioux reservation, a major victory for protesters.
- The death toll from Oakland's warehouse party fire has risen to 33. "We're expecting the worst and hoping for the best," officials said Sunday.
- An anti-establishment wave has prompted Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi to resign after losing a constitutional referendum.
- A woman clapped back at her anti-gay neighbor using festive rainbow Christmas lights 🎄👏