Marge: “Honey, I’m glad you’re passionate. I just hope you’re not riling people up with your show.
Homer: “Oh, Marge! Don’t worry! People know I’m doing a character, like Stephen Colbert or Newt Gingrich.”
The “Liberal Straw Man”
A Homer Simpson guarantee: “I’m not just another loudmouth. I’m a loudmouth who says things you’re afraid to say. But not racist things!”
And now, an obvious Chris Christie joke:
Homer: “Eh, maybe I’ll vote Democrat. The great thing is, when they get in they act like Republicans.”
- US Republicans are working overnight trying to finalize a deal that'd allow their Obamacare replacement plan to pass in the House.
- A top Democrat said there's "more than circumstantial evidence" that Trump's campaign colluded with Russia during the election.
- Four people died in a suspected terror attack after a car drove into pedestrians near Parliament in London. The suspect was killed.
- A 4-month-old golden retriever named after Joe Biden got to meet and even lick the former vice president at the Capitol today 🐶❤️