How To Take A Hawaiian Vacation Like Bai Ling

Bai Ling is currently in Wakiki and it looks like she hired a photographer to come along with her. What can we learn from this unfortunate situation?

Drink water like this:

Find a canoe and pose in it like this:

Draw lines in the sand like this:

Eat ice cream like this:

Dance around in the water like this:

Smile at people who notice you like this:

Text in the sand like this:

Wear heels like this:

Don't let the locals scare you like this:

Walk around with one hand on your butt like this:

Pose on some rocks like this:

Enjoy the sights:

Be one of the sights:

Now rejoice!

You've just learned all of Bai Ling's vacation tips!