Animals·Posted on Jun 18, 2012How To Make Your Dog Look Like A DoucheAre your pets totally badass, rock-n-roll animals that are also a little bit promiscuous? You should probably buy them crap from the Bret Michaels' Rockin' Pet Accessories line.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail For dogs who want to emulate Bret Michaels himself, there's the Red Doo-Rag: Via petsmart.com The Outlaw Tee Via petsmart.com The Guitars & Skulls Bandana Via petsmart.com The Western Shirt Via petsmart.com And a doo-rag with flames on it. Via petsmart.com For lady animals who want to look like the ladies on "Rock Of Love Bus", there's... The Pink Tattered Dog Tee: and the Skull Sundress: Via petsmart.com No collection would be complete without accessories! Like this Plush Guitar Toy: Via petsmart.com These ugly flame bows Via petsmart.com The Skull & Roses Pet Carrier Via petsmart.com The Melamine Roses Bowl Via petsmart.com Because every rose has its thorn, duh. This tour bus toy Via petsmart.com A leather bed Via petsmart.com (That dog TOTALLY just got laid) And finally, a slutty-looking bed for the sexually-liberated lady dog... Via petsmart.com ...and a sexy Spiked Rubber Ball Bandana to go with it. Via petsmart.com Looks like someone has been reading 50 Shades Of Grey... All items are available at PetSmart. petsmart.com SHOCKINGLY, the entire collection is already on sale!