
Wes Welker: "Most Likely To Be Featured On A Pin-Up Calendar"

Niko Koutouvides: "Most Likely To Have A Greek Heritage"

Deion Branch: "Happiest"

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Julian Edelman:" Most Likely To Have Recently Appeared On America's Next Top Model"

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Tiquan Underwood: "Most Likely To Love The Movie Friday"

Stephen Gostkowski: "Most Likely To Be Cute, But Ultimately Boring In Bed"

Aaron Hernandez: "Most Likely To Get Your Face Tattooed On His Body"

Zoltan Mesko: "Most Likely To Speak Five Different Langauges"

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Devin McCourty: "Most Likely To Be On Time To Class"

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Danny Woodhead: "Most Likely To Hackey Sack"

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Nate Solder: "Most Likely To Look More Like A Soccer Player Than A Football Player"

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Chad Ochocinco: "Most Likely To Have Starred In His Own VH1 Dating Reality Series"

Rob Gronkowski: "Most Likely To Be Affectionately Nicknamed 'Gronk'"

Nick McDonald: "Most Nordic-Looking"

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Kyle Arrington: "Most Swag"

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Rob Ninkovich: "Most Likely to Grow An Unfortunate-Looking Beard"

Brian Hoyer: "Best Jazz Hands"

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Matthew Slater: "Best Glasses"

Dan Connolly: "Most Likely To Dress Up As Santa Claus At Your Holiday Party"

Brian Waters: "Most Likely To Give You A Pep Talk"

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Ryan Mallett: "Most Questionable Tattoos"

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Donald Thomas: "Most Likely To Have Sat Next To Me During An 8am Class In College"

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Sebastian Vollmer: "Most Likely To Offer Up A Mustache Ride"

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Tom Brady: "Most Likely To Knock Up Gisele"

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Steve Weatherford: "Most Likely To Spend Wayyyy Too Much Time At The Gym"

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I'm sorry, I meant the fucking gym.
Prince Amukamara: "Best Arms"

Jake Ballard: "Most Likely To Wait For You At The Top Of The Empire State Building"

Aaron Ross: "Most Likely To Wear A Helmet As A Hat"

Mark Herzlich: "Most Likely To Attend A Gathering Of The Juggalos"

Mario Manningham: "Haziest"

Mathias Kiwanuka: "Best Smile"

Jimmy Kennedy: "Most Likely To Work At McDonalds"

David Carr: "Most Likely To Be Confused For A Jonas Brother And/Or A New York Times Journalist"

Justin Tuck: "Best Facial Expressions"

Deon Grant: "Most Confident"

Ramses Barden: "Tallest"

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Brandon Jacobs: "Most Likely To Be Photographed Inside Of Their Super Nice House"

Kenny Phillips: "Best Sense Of Humor"

Antrel Rolle: "Best Use Of A Backwards Hat"

Eli Manning: "Most Difficult To Find Hot Photos Of On The Internet"

Victor Cruz: "Best Headwear"

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Zak DeOssie: "Most Surprised"

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Will Blackmon: "Most Likely To Not Be Messing With You"

Michael Boley: "Most Likely To Think Visors Are Actually Cool"

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Jerrel Jeringan: "Fiercest"

Travis Beckum: "Preppiest"

Tyler Sash: "Most Likely To Still Be Listening To Dashboard Confessional"

Justin Trattou: "Best Hair"

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Chris Canty: "Most Blazin' Guns"

Osi Umenyiora: "Most Thoughtful"

Lawrence Tynes: "Most Likely To Be Really, Really Good At Disco Dancing"

Devin Thomas: "Most Likely To Give You The Bedroom Eyes"

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