Standing your ground in a rodeo arena makes you invisible.â€” Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 6, 2012
Screaming is the hobby of hillbilly’s in Montana.â€” Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 6, 2012
Gators have a lot of weapons on their reptilian bodies.â€” Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 6, 2012
The empty saddle comes from too much whiskey.â€” Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 6, 2012
The new magician’s next trick is making himself disappear.â€” Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 6, 2012
How does this: twitter.com/Andy_Richter/sâ€¦â€” Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) April 6, 2012
…become this? twitter.com/Andy_Richter/sâ€¦â€” Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) April 6, 2012
I can’t wait to see my sweetheart tmrw! I’m gonna hug him, kiss him & tell him that I’m so blessed to have him :-)â€” Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) April 6, 2012
I hate people who remind you that millions of microbes live on your skin and eat you all day. Oh, I just did it.Sorry.â€” Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) April 6, 2012
my very own bottle of “platinum”patron. Life is a party yfrog.com/kjje5rgjâ€” Cee Lo Green (@CeeLoGreen) April 6, 2012
Great…went on a date….got a terrible tummy ache at dinner…then proceeded to drop SBD’s the entire walk home #howtonotgetlaidâ€” Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) April 6, 2012
Am on the loose ! RTâ€” Cher (@cher) April 6, 2012
<a href="https://twitter.com/Bababear1">Bababear1</a>cher who is the man in your life?
Everyone has one! Who is your Thursday night heartthrob?? Mine is @JohnStamos xoxoxoxo :) <3â€” Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) April 6, 2012
Downton Sixbey premieres next week on Late Night instagr.am/p/JD-XY-vZ9x/â€” jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 6, 2012
If you fail a college course and gotta call your parents and tell em, that’s the longest phone conversation ever.â€” Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) April 6, 2012
As popular as Elmo is I don’t think Kermit is buying it.â€” max greenfield (@iamgreenfield) April 6, 2012
Super creepy.Not only did the Tooth Fairy blow off our kid last night, there was an empty bottle of wine and 2 glasses on the counter.â€” Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 6, 2012
I feel better about my credit card statement when I pretend Chase is complimenting me. “You have an *outstanding* balance.”â€” Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) April 6, 2012
“Tweeting is Succeeding” (spread it around, we’ll all feel better about ourselves)â€” Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) April 6, 2012
SBD= Silent But Deadly. I thought this was very common knowledge? :Pâ€” Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) April 6, 2012
Last nights rap along to jay-z’s ni**as in paris went as smooth as crunchy peanut butterâ€” Crystal Harris (@CrystalHarris) April 6, 2012
I hate it when charities claim they’d be happy if they “saved just 1 kid.” I bet behind closed doors they’d be bummed. “We only saved 1”â€” chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) April 6, 2012
Eating a bag of Sun Chips while listening to Judy Collins’ “Both Sides Now” is the saddest thing you (I) can do (am doing right now).â€” Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 6, 2012
Interesting that we accept Jesus coming back from the dead but a comeback for Brandy seems unlikely.â€” billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 6, 2012
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