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    22 Funny Tweets Only Vegans Will Relate To

    "So y’all will stop using straws to save fish, but won’t stop eating fish to save fish."

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    People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think the only furniture you can have sex on is a bed

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    vegan blogger: im making a SUPER easy accessible recipe vegan blogger: my first ingredient is pearl shaped amaranth grain picked from the foothills of the Himalayas by the angels that visit the earth every retrograde.

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    I shouldn’t have to pay extra for avocado if I’m not getting meat or cheese thanks for coming to my ted talk

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    people really out here saying “I’ve never tried vegan food before” acting like it’s a whole cuisine bitch you’ve never had a carrot? a noodle? a french fry maybe??

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    When restaurants say they have vegan options https://t.co/Ms0CpArBjb

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    vegans be like breakfast: berry smoothie lunch: veggie wrap with hummus and fresh pressed juice dinner: beyond burger, fries, an entire package of oreos, three taco bell bean burritos, spicy sweet chili doritos, sour patch kids, and a pint on nondairy ben & jerrys ice cream

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    non vegans are really out here thinking as a vegan I miss cheese & bacon, no sweetie I miss the amazon rainforest and my fucking patience

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    If you think vegans are easily offended, try telling a meat eater you made chicken wings out of cauliflower.

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    Indie kids be like: this vegan shit easy 🌱✨

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    so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish

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    ppl: I'll never understand why ppl go vegan vegan: there are plenty reasons like ethics & ppl: we may never know vegan: clima ppl: never

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    vegetables in the grocery store as soon as i walk past them & make my way to the unhealthy vegan alternatives section

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    80,000 different edible plants and y'all eat the same 3 dead animals?

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    vegan alternatives to calling your partner "honey": -agave nectar -maple syrup -sugar (organic) -stevia in the raw -monk fruit extract

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    “what are you eating?” me: “vegan chicken nuggets!” “omg we get it you don’t eat meat you don’t have to say it’s vegan every time” “what are you eating?” me: “chicken nuggets” “uuuMMMM just CHICKEN NUGGETS???? I THouGhht THAT U diDN’t EAT MEAT???”

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    me when the restaurant has more than one vegan option https://t.co/QCqgPOHK9E

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    @ meat eaters that claim to hate vegans so much; why not just ignore us like you do climate change, deforestation and animal suffering??

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    ‘if ur a vegan why do u eat so much unhealthy food’ first of all, i hate myself not the animals

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    Vegan alternative to hunting: hide behind trees & blow kisses at unsuspecting deer.

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    Man, people on Facebook get real upset over animals dying/getting hurt unless you bring up the ones they’re eating

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    What people think you need to be vegan: - discipline - money - cooking skills What you ACTUALLY need to be vegan: - perspective - empathy - a conscience