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    Fredrik Eklund Sells 8 Absurd Items We Found On The Internet

    Let the star of Million Dollar Listing and now-author of The Sell attempt to pitch you some really weird stuff.

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    Any Bravo fan knows Fredrik Eklund as the bold, hilarious, and high-kicking real estate mogul, but did you know that he's also a published author? After reading Fredrik's new book The Sell, we thought it only appropriate to test the larger-than-life personality's ability to sell anything — and by that, we mean some really weird stuff. Here's how he did.

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    BuzzFeed: Are you ready, Fredrik?

    Fredrik Eklund: So basically I'm supposed make this sound like 'You have to buy this book!'

    BF: Good luck!

    Product #1: The "Knitting With Dog Hair" Book

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    [Ed. Note: Mousey and Frizty are Fredrik's beloved dogs.]

    Item #2: Pickle Ice Pops

    FE: When I first read this I thought it was Pickle Poops.

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    BF: What does that translate to?

    FE: Salty goodness!

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    Item #3: Oversized Lighters

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    FE: I mean, I don't smoke joi —

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    BF: What do you smoke there, then?

    FE: We have cigarettes, we don't have joints! It's very illegal.

    Item #5: Unicorn Meat

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    FE: It is! I mean, some people like Vitamin E, sodium, or Iron... I like to sparkle.

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    Item #5: Handerpants

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    Item #6: Easy Feet

    FE: So basically they wash your feet? I mean, this is too much.

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    FE: It's an inside joke.

    Item #7: Horse Head Mask

    FE: You have to admit, this is bizarre.

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    Item #7: Dog Wigs


    FE: I mean, this is too much. This is where my career has taken me: #1 in New York City, now at BuzzFeed trying to sell this unsellable piece of...

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    FE: Dogs get bald, too!

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    Item #8: Bullshit Button

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    FE: Is that how you wink?! This is why I could never pick up anyone at a bar.

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    Follow Fredrik on Facebook, Instagram, and on his website. You can order a signed copy of his new book The Sell here. Million Dollar Listing New York premieres tonight at 10/9c on Bravo.

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