"I don't even know who is doing that or what that's about. If that is her, I guess it's a little weird and disturbing. It's obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me. Whoever is behind it, whether it's her or somebody else, they know people are paying attention so they keep it going."
"Justin, are you listening? Don't be so naughty, yeah. Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard."
"She was acting totally nuts!" said one witness, who watched Kirke climb onto Jay's back and hold on tightly while the hip-hop superstar walked about, rapping to fans without missing a beat. "She kept jumping on his back like a little monkey," says our source.
Seeing Kirke going bananas, Jay Z's security staff peeled her off the rap icon. The 'Girls' actress was carted off kicking and screaming, according to witnesses, but this shot made it into the final video.
"Someone was screaming 'Get her off of him!' " says our spy. Kirke went away kicking and begging, "Let us finish!" as she was removed from the gallery.
Rest assured, Jay never lost his cool. "He kept rapping the whole time!" our amazed onlooker assures us.
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