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    24 Celebrity Books That Are Actually Real

    All of these books were actually published. Some of them were even New York Times best sellers. Believe it.

    1. First Step 2 Forever by Justin Bieber

    Sample quote: “I'm not a fighter by nature, but, if I believe in something, I stand up for it.”

    2. Here's The Situation by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

    Sample quote: "Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to protect my eyes from the elements. But in fact it's the reverse. I'm protecting the elements from the brilliance of my eyes.”

    3. Confession of an Heiress by Paris Hilton

    “All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you.”

    4. Miles To Go by Miley Cyrus / Via

    Sample quote: “It's hard to imagine that our love is a story with an end. But you know, at least I'm getting some really good songs out of it.”

    5. Don't Make Me Stop This Car! by Al Roker

    Sample quote: "The park's head security officer came over and asked me if I wanted some protection. Hey, I'm no Michael Jackson here. First of all, I'm still black."

    6. Sharon Osbourne Extreme by Sharon Osbourne

    Sample quote: “I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!”

    7. Are You Hungry, Dear? Life, Laughs and Lasagna by Doris Roberts

    Sample quote: “Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.”

    8. Coreyography by Corey Feldman

    Sample quote: “I am proud of my career, and I am proud that I continue to work as an actor.”

    9. Confessions of a Guidette by Snooki

    Sample quote: “If I could strap my bed to my ass and take it everywhere, I would.”

    10. Unsweetined by Jodie Sweetin

    Sample quote: “Happiness isn’t about the events going on in your life; it’s about how you handle them. It’s about falling down and standing up straighter than you did before. It’s about realizing that nothing comes easy.”

    11. Dirty Daddy by Bob Saget

    Sample quote: “But I actually did change Mary-Kate’s and Ashley’s diapers once. And that was four years ago. Ashley came up with the punch line to that joke.”

    12. My Booky Wook, by Russell Brand

    Sample quote: “Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.”

    13. Still Hungry After All These Years by Richard Simmons

    Sample quote: "Puberty was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads... from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff... from ice cream in a cone to crème brulée."

    14. From This Moment On by Shania Twain

    Sample quote: “In fact, I am actually grateful for what I’ve gone through and wouldn’t change a thing—although I admit I wouldn’t want to live it over again, either. Once was enough.”

    15. Flavor Flav: the icon, the memoir by Flavor Flav

    Sample quote: “That's a story that a lot of people don't know. I was about to do something really stupid, and Tupac stopped me. Actually, God stopped me and he used Tupac to do it. Life is deep, man. Wowwww.”

    16. Life on the Ramona Coaster by Ramona Singer

    Sample quote: "I do believe in forgiveness, but it's difficult to to forgive people who can't accept responsibility for the harm they have caused you."

    17. Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned by Alan Alda

    Sample quote: “Starting with a gray cloud of brain cells that was subject to storms and flash floods, I had to learn to make my own internal weather.”

    18. Melissa Explains It All by Melissa Joan Hart

    Sample quote: “I remember asking my friend for tips and her best one was: When watching football with your man, just look up once in awhile and ask, Now who did he used to play for?' He'll talk for at least fifteen minutes, you'll seem like you care, and then you can go back to your In Style or whatever.”

    19. If Someone Says "You Complete Me," Run! by Whoopi Goldberg

    Sample quote: "Get your heads out of your butts."

    20. If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell

    Sample quote: “Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.”

    21. Almost Interesting by David Spade

    Sample quote: "Making a shitty movie is just as hard as making a good one."

    22. I'm Hosting As Fast As I Can by Tom Bergeron / Via

    Sample quote: "I've meditated for years, somethings regularly (for twenty minutes twice daily), sometimes sporadically (only a few times a week), and then mental workouts have paid off. Dude, my mind is cut.

    23. Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever by Judge Judy

    “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.” (obviously)

    24. Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining by Judge Judy

    “Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.” (again, obviously)