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24 Celebrity Books That Are Actually Real

All of these books were actually published. Some of them were even New York Times best sellers. Believe it.

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2. Here's The Situation by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

Sample quote: "Most people make the assumption that I wear trendy shades the majority of the time (often indoors) to protect my eyes from the elements. But in fact it's the reverse. I'm protecting the elements from the brilliance of my eyes.”


5. Don't Make Me Stop This Car! by Al Roker

Sample quote: "The park's head security officer came over and asked me if I wanted some protection. Hey, I'm no Michael Jackson here. First of all, I'm still black."


10. Unsweetined by Jodie Sweetin

Sample quote: “Happiness isn’t about the events going on in your life; it’s about how you handle them. It’s about falling down and standing up straighter than you did before. It’s about realizing that nothing comes easy.”


13. Still Hungry After All These Years by Richard Simmons

Sample quote: "Puberty was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads... from hot dogs and hamburgers to beef stroganoff... from ice cream in a cone to crème brulée."

14. From This Moment On by Shania Twain

Sample quote: “In fact, I am actually grateful for what I’ve gone through and wouldn’t change a thing—although I admit I wouldn’t want to live it over again, either. Once was enough.”

15. Flavor Flav: the icon, the memoir by Flavor Flav

Sample quote: “That's a story that a lot of people don't know. I was about to do something really stupid, and Tupac stopped me. Actually, God stopped me and he used Tupac to do it. Life is deep, man. Wowwww.”


17. Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned by Alan Alda

Sample quote: “Starting with a gray cloud of brain cells that was subject to storms and flash floods, I had to learn to make my own internal weather.”

18. Melissa Explains It All by Melissa Joan Hart

Sample quote: “I remember asking my friend for tips and her best one was: When watching football with your man, just look up once in awhile and ask, Now who did he used to play for?' He'll talk for at least fifteen minutes, you'll seem like you care, and then you can go back to your In Style or whatever.”

20. If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell

Sample quote: “Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.”


22. I'm Hosting As Fast As I Can by Tom Bergeron / Via

Sample quote: "I've meditated for years, somethings regularly (for twenty minutes twice daily), sometimes sporadically (only a few times a week), and then mental workouts have paid off. Dude, my mind is cut.