Can't sleep tonight either twitter.com/billybush/stat…
— Billy Bush (@billybush) March 15, 2012
I just want to say to all my fans & friends Thank you for the love and support during this difficult time Dont believe everything you read
— Jennie Garth (@jenniegarth) March 15, 2012
So random... Why is Brain from Family Guy the only animal on the show that talks or hooks up w/girls LOL there's also a talking baby so...
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) March 15, 2012
Hahaha! I wrote brain! I meant Brian obvi... LOL either way it was a weird tweet
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) March 15, 2012
God must be a comedian at heart.
— Drizzy (@Drake) March 15, 2012
I think I should let my girlfriend fight shaq she just kicked my ass
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 15, 2012
On the Today Show set this morning with Ann Curry, Al Roker, and The Soup's @joelmchale ow.ly/i/vHWT
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) March 15, 2012
@joelmchale is w us today. Hide the children
— Hoda Kotb (@hodakotb) March 15, 2012
On my way to work, absolutely blasting @TheRyanAdams #AshesandFire. I may be slightly bias but that is a damn fine record.
— Mandy Moore (@TheMandyMoore) March 15, 2012
Is there any medical evidence that proves if you keep ripping skin from your lips they eventually become smooth and less chapped?
— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) March 15, 2012
This is @jimmykimmel doing a bear thing for my kid's school, which makes him the nicest man in all the land. say.ly/dPV1A5Y
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD) March 15, 2012
Give it up for New Jersey! #RandomProps
— marc maron (@marcmaron) March 15, 2012
Just picked out my stickers after my doctor's appt. One Cinderella and one that says 'I got screened for HPV today!'.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 15, 2012
In cab listenin to Rih talk about workin w/ CB on Secrest Show.The most shockin aspect? All of the plastic surgery ads I hear! Really LA?
— Questo of The Roots (@questlove) March 15, 2012
Im reanactin madmen
— dıpןo (@diplo) March 15, 2012
A perk of working on a tv pilot w/ @ABC... Dharma Initiative Water! Cc: @danieldaekim @iansomerhalder @abc_publicity twitter.com/kalpenn/status…
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) March 15, 2012
Let's collaborate sexually and make a mashup. Is the new way of saying I want to make love to you and have a baby together.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) March 15, 2012
I am covered in sweat, glitter, and exhaustion. #anotherdayatwork.
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) March 15, 2012
Dude, Dustin Hoffman has to be flabbergasted.
— Shane West (@shanewest_1) March 15, 2012
@ Lindsay and all those judged by those who will be judged by God.Your destiny is NOT determined by critics.But how we get there is up to us
— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) March 15, 2012
I appreciate the public voting for me thank you xx very proud woohoo xx yfrog.com/nyvp5xqj
— Katie Price/Jordan (@MissKatiePrice) March 15, 2012
I just had the WEIRDEST wank.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 15, 2012
Discovery Channel cancels ‘Man vs. Wild’. If I wanna see someone stick something slimy in their mouth, I’ll go down on Rush Limbaugh!
— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) March 15, 2012
#IfIMeetTaylorSwift Im gonna tell her she's the best darn role model there is for young ladies. That's a #FACT
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 15, 2012
Started hashtaging my texts.I need an #intervention.
— Nick Thune (@nickthune) March 15, 2012
At least it's snowing SOMEWHERE.But why use it to put Rush Limbaugh in your front lawn? twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/st…
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 15, 2012
@charliesheen I am so happy to get to see you every day. You are one of the greats.
— Selma Blair (@SelmaBlair) March 14, 2012
Snooki is pregnant? I think she should drop out of Jersey Shore & anything related if she wants 2 give her kid a real chance. #timetogrowup
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) March 15, 2012
So glad I never got pregnant.Embarrassing moms from reality tv is not what I wanted for my kids...which is why i'll probably never have em
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) March 15, 2012
Someone once said...never let ur kids know u lived a life till AFTER they are 21..they will take any knowledge of ur fuck ups&use it as ammo
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) March 15, 2012
Attention:Man in Yellow Hat. I've got Curious George. Pay me or I make him far less curious.
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 15, 2012
Dylan's dog ate my underwear... But how can I stay mad at that face? #Pablothepuppy twitter.com/Jess_Stam/stat…
— Jessica Stam (@Jess_Stam) March 15, 2012