2. But it’s pretty clear to me that it’s actually DEMONS that live inside her knees.
3. Yup, definitely demons.
4. Sometimes the knee-demons are happy!
5. Sometimes they’re indifferent.
6. But most of the time they’re not happy at all.
7. Especially at the beach.
8. Or at awards shows.
9. Sometimes, only one of the knee-demons come out.
10. But know this: knee-demons appear most often while Selena’s performing.
12. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 29.
- Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight."
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝