"Had a party last night and in front of a lot of people I slipped on a huge surprise pile of Ophelia piss, slammed into a wall and broke 3 toes. Have a great day."
"He's always encouraging me and willing to assume a lot of parental responsibilities. When I had the twins, it was very exhausting but Brad just stepped right in and made sure that the other children were getting their breakfast and going off to school on time. He loves being a father. That's one thing I'm most proud of about him."
Oprah cursed at Lindsay Lohan on TV last night and it was wonderful.
Maria Menounos is leaving EXTRA to "explore other options" — one of them maybe being her reality show that just premiered last week?
Scott Disick pulled a "Jon Hamm" — as in, forgot to not be photographed in sweat pants while not wearing any underwear.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are now matching their accessories to each other.
Gisele and Tom Brady displayed some heavy PDA in Costa Rica.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were caught wearing socks with sandals!!!!!
LeAnn Rimes had her jaw pop out of socket over the weekend. Sorry, girl.
Can we talk about Kevin Bacon's incredible recreation of Footloose?
Why you gotta hate so hard, Sarah Michelle Gellar?
We'd love to party with Jessica Chastain.
Tara Reid's in a bikini again.