2. Exhibit A: The double-tuft of hair on a giraffe’s head.
No other animal has such a cute head of hair on their heads. —Whitney Jefferson
6. Exhibit B: Giraffes have super-cute long necks!
Can you imagine cuddling up to one of these giant necks?
11. Exhibit C: Giraffes are really cute when they’re scared.
17. These guys, on the other hand, are a perfect example of how giraffes are drunk and disorderly and irresponsible.
18. Exhibit D: Every Giraffe’s “Judging You” Face.
How perfect is this face? It conveys both “Go on, I’m listening” and “Oh, REALLY?” in one single expression. I mean, what a perfect animal to have a conversation with! You can yammer on and on…and the giraffe will just listen to you with this expression. Perfection.
And yes, Matt, this is the face I am making at you IRL for that photo of “drunk and disorderly” giraffes above. Obviously one of them tripped and the other is helping him back up.