“While we were shooting Matthew’s script sequence, one very impassioned woman extra pulled his G-string off and tried to stick her finger up his butt. And when I remembered that, I thought, You know, where I come from, you stand up for a guy who brings that kind of game to your movie.”
“I’d… have the Peckhams (Beckhams) dragged to the edge of the village and flogged because they are insufferable to anyone of intelligence, and they actively chase the paparazzi. We don’t seem to realise that David and Victoria Peckham will soon be back and god forbid they will be bestowed with titles Sir and Lady Peckham, this is what’s wrong with this country, we don’t seem to care.”
Bethenny Frankel feels like a failure because of her divorce:
“I wanted the fairytale. I thought I had it. I don’t know how people go through this because this is excruciating. I can’t just only be on reality TV and show everything when it’s fairy princess, fairytale and then not take my hits when I have to.”
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are broken up for good.
Katt Williams was arrested in Los Angeles after failing to appear in court.
Zooey Deschanel was named after Franny And Zooey, in case you were wondering.
Salma Hayek will return for the 30 Rock finale.
Rupert Everett says that he slept with Ian McKellen.
Hillary Duff does pilates, posts pics on the internet.
Some jerk stole $300,000 worth of equipment from the set of Anchorman 2. That is ri-goddamn-diculous.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson “have sex seven times a day.” The more you know.
Ali Landry liked X Factor better before Mario Lopez was a host.
Snooki already wants a baby.
Lance Armstrong will give an interview to Oprah.
Rob Corddry is a delight.
Hey, ladies: Puddle of Mudd Wes Scantlin is divorced.
Britney Spears wants to star in a TV sitcom.
Jessica Seinfeld hates white sneakers.
Josh Brolin and Sean Penn like to fight each other in front yards?
Joe Jonas was outed by an old bodyguard?
Why is Khloe Kardashian selling her sports bras on ebay?