Here’s what you need to know: it’s 4th of July weekend in Seaside Heights, New Jersey and there are killer albino sharks on the loose. The movie is very much based on Jersey Shore as it copies the music, the style, and was very creative by naming the main guidette Nooki. (Vinny, from the actual Jersey Shore, plays a TV host in the movie so we can assume there’s no harm being done.) Meanwhile, there’s a battle of the Jersey Preppy’s versus the Guidos that can only be remedied by joining forces against the sharks.
Now, the video recap:
And of course — because it warranted is own clip — Joey Fatone being eaten by a shark:
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.