Here’s what you need to know: it’s 4th of July weekend in Seaside Heights, New Jersey and there are killer albino sharks on the loose. The movie is very much based on Jersey Shore as it copies the music, the style, and was very creative by naming the main guidette Nooki. (Vinny, from the actual Jersey Shore, plays a TV host in the movie so we can assume there’s no harm being done.) Meanwhile, there’s a battle of the Jersey Preppy’s versus the Guidos that can only be remedied by joining forces against the sharks.
Now, the video recap:
And of course — because it warranted is own clip — Joey Fatone being eaten by a shark:
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good🛀