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    82 Things People Addicted To "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood" Know To Be True

    Willow Pape is the worst.

    1. Everybody's gotta start somewhere.

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    2. That NO ONE is needier than Simon's annoying ass.

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    3. When it's actually important to pick up the phone.

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    4. Guys are assholes.

    5. Willow Pape is the worst.

    6. And more importantly, Willow Pape is Paris Hilton.

    I mean...

    7. Sometimes you gotta show a little skin if you want to get ahead.

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    8. And then you must defend your choices.

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    9. Kim Kardashian is a very motivational individual.

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    10. Guys are assholes.

    11. How to dazzle a crowd.

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    12. Dating is easy.

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    13. It also costs money.

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    14. The best financial deals aren't necessarily the best career moves.

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    15. It's easy to promote a product...

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    16. ...until it isn't.

    Oops.

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    17. Guys are assholes.

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    18. Kim is a needy friend.

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    19. Elizabeth Korkov is Anna Wintour.

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    20. She's not very nice.

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    AND she's B-list.

    21. That the Hollywood sign has been replaced.

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    22. True fashion = Kim Kardashian's actual clothing.

    23. Guys are assholes.

    24. Any photographer that does the Kardashian Kristmas Kard must be a good one.

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    25. It's all about that energy.

    26. HAND HUGS!

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    27. Busses are the hottest way to get around town.

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    28. And if you DO drive, these are the only cars worth having.

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    29. A really flattering way to stand is with one hand on your hip.

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    30. Willow Pape is the WORST HUMAN.

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    31. There is no one meaner.

    32. And EVERYONE has been personally victimized by her.

    33. Kim is BUSY.

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    34. Guys are assholes.

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    35. What the right side of Kim's mansion looks like.

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    36. And what the left of Kim's mansion looks like.

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    37. Modeling is all about confidence and trying not to trip.

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    38. Also, swagger.

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    39. And Tyra Banks was right: It's all about the smize.

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    40. How to tolerate creepy come-ons like, "You smell nice."

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    41. Guys are assholes.

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    42. Kim Kardashian is an active supporter of charities.

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    43. Good shoes are important.

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    44. How to tell when a guy is flirting (by whether or not he puts his right arm behind his head).

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    45. Not to get so drunk that you accidentally shit-talk the brand you're promoting.

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    46. Kim has feelings.

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    47. Lots of feelings.

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    ...about her mom, Kris:

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    48. And if you listen to Kim's entire sob story, you might even get a REAL hug!

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    49. Guys are assholes.

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    50. Exclusivity is important.

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    51. Kourtney is the least favorite sister.

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    In the "Kardash NY" store you can see portraits of Khloe, Kim, and... Kourtney's face is behind a vase of flowers.

    52. It's cool to stare at your nails.

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    53. Kim Kardashian knows what LARPing is.

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    54. Sometimes there's only one answer in life.

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    55. Haters are everywhere.

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    56. In Kim's world, it only costs $35 to fly from LAX to JFK — or Mexico.

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    57. And this bra cost $975.

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    58. Guys are assholes.

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    59. Ray Powers is kind of an asshole.

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    60. Modeling is easy.

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    61. How to enjoy the shade.

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    62. Behind every photo opp is some publicist trying to get press.

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    63. Tweets = fans.

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    64. There is no crying in modeling.

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    65. This is Willow's lunchbox:

    66. It's not cool to be broken up with over the phone.

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    67. New homes = new fans.

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    68. Kim uses the term "momager" in everyday life.

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    69. Guys are assholes.

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    It's not all about YOU, Cole.

    70. Acting is just lying.

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    71. We're all going to die one day.

    72. MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES.

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    73. This is how you see the word now.

    74. Guys are assholes.

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    75. Having no goals is actually quite refreshing.

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    76. Willow Pape cannot handle her alcohol.

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    77. The game is true to life.

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    78. Guys are assholes.

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    79. How it feels to make the A-list.

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    80. There is no better feeling than this:

    81. AND THERE IS NO WORSE FEELING THAN THIS:

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    82. THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW.