7 Presidential “Unquotables”

Unquotables is a blog filled with ridiculous quotes that famous people never said. (They’re actually penned by comedians Robert Dean and Dan Wilbur.) In honor of the holiday, here are seven choice Presidential selections from the Unquotables blog.

1. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

6. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Again)

7. Bonus: Ben Franklin

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