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5 Ridiculous Quotes From A Lady About To Get A Hymenoplasty

And from her husband, whose idea it was. She's not scared — but she sure is vocal about how loose her vagina is!

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"To be a little blunt about it, it's like throwing a tennis ball down a hallway."

"To be a little blunt about it, it's like throwing a tennis ball down a hallway."

2.

"In a sense it would be like having your hand in a glove originally and now throwing it into pudding."

"In a sense it would be like having your hand in a glove originally and now throwing it into pudding."

3.

"I think my second son may have come out sideways."

"I think my second son may have come out sideways."

4.

"Jonny said, 'How would you feel about you and I having your hymen repaired for our 40th wedding anniversary?"

"Jonny said, 'How would you feel about you and I having your hymen repaired for our 40th wedding anniversary?"

5.

"I went for the evaluation and I said, 'Our tractor's fine. I need to get the field made smaller.'"

"I went for the evaluation and I said, 'Our tractor's fine. I need to get the field made smaller.'"

To see how this lady's lady-part procedure turns out watch TLC's Strange Sex on July 15th (the episode also features the guy who gets off by drinking his wife's breast milk).

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