30-Year-Old Woody Allen's Resume
It's pretty much exactly what you might expect. (He was already pretty successful.)
This gem, written in the first-person, is from "from the files of his former press agent" back in 1965 according to Tumblr user Old Showbiz. At this point in his career he had already spent a successful week on the Johnny Carson Show and is quite confident in his career — "the press has been extraordinary" — and his own visions for it.. I particularly enjoy his hobbies: "not drinking and avoiding sex." Perfect.