1.
Aaron Carter's limo driver was probably just getting back at him for yelling at him:
2.
RIP, Nicky Hilton's platinum card:
3.
Being a One Directioner is hard:
4.
Ashton Kutcher doesn't like to bitch on Twitter...but totally does, all of the time:
5.
Mike Sorrentino had a little trouble with the "G" part of GTL:
6.
Please don't send any doppelgänger pics to Simon Pegg, he doesn't find them flattering:
7.
Lisa Rinna is SO hungry that she had to tell the world about her cover shoot:
8.
Kelly Osbourne was really hungry one time too:
9.
Marlon Wayans has little tolerance for infants:
10.
Ellie Goulding learned that "anything can happen" to her favorite candy, as well:
11.
Jim Norton give the NYC subway system a chance:
12.
Ri-Ri was sad one time about feeling ill:
13.
Seaweed is ONLY good when it's dry, according to Chloë Moretz:
14.
Tyra had some mouth issues one day:
15.
Wiz Khalifa should maybe invest in a vaporizer instead:
16.
Shannon Elizabeth needs a vacation:
17.
Mario Lopez had a cold:
18.
Anderson Cooper waited a week too long before going to the dentist:
19.
Kirstie Alley's time is money, people:
20.
AT&T should realize that NPH needs good internet so that we can see all of the food he eats:
21.
Sarah Silverman would prefer if you ate with your mouth closed:
22.
Josh Groban needs a nap:
23.
Tay-Tay Swift should invest in multiple pairs of scissors:
24.
and Tyler, The Creator ought to review the Instagram Terms of Service:
