1. TOTALLY COOL JOB SURFING ON BUNCH OF TOWELS.

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2. That popcorn doesn't even look like it has any butter on it. What a shitty sleepover.

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3. What the heck is so scary?

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4. Everything about this is disgusting — would not eat.

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5. Nice try hiding in the leaves: WE SEE YOU.

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6. Too bad I can see the white block underneath the rug — YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY FLYING!

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7. THOSE SCARVES ARE TIED TO STRINGS, I KNOW IT.

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8. BABIES CAN'T TAP DANCE.

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9. Give me a break: these two are too young to ride a motorcycle!!!

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10. And too small to ride a horse.

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11. Hey, kid detectives: why don't you "detect" some more fashionable sunglasses????

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12. BABIES CAN'T DANCE! THEY AREN'T ALLOWED TO!

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13. Where's the water, ya IDIOTS?

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14. You guys are REALLY bad at hiding, huh?

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15. You're not going to catch any fish without ANY FISHING LINE OR BAIT ON THE POLE!

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