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    Cirque Lodge-- The Situation Keep Your Sh*t Covered Up!!

    The Cirque Lodge's "wardrobe guidelines" enforce "no abdominal exposure" on recovering coke whores, so basically he's f*cked!!

    Whitney Elizabeth
    by Whitney Elizabeth

    Community Contributor

    The D*ckuation is currently getting treatment at The Cirque Lodge for abusing prescription drugs (cocaine) and alcohol, the treatment centre just happens to ban vile Ed Hardy muscle shirts, so on trend ripped jeans, creep sunnies and just general d*ckhead clothes!

    The Cirque's "wardrobe guidelines" also enforce "no abdominal exposure" on recovering coke whores, so basically he's f*cked!!

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