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If your cafeteria has takeaway plates, PILE IT UP. Our meal plans only covered about one meal a day, so this was vital for me. If I finagled it right, I could fit 2-3 pieces of pizza and a couple of burgers, and some sides (and the takeaway plate was a standard size).

Not Your Mother's Kinky Moves Curl Defining Hair Cream. I have super thick and curly hair, and this product, along with their Way To Grow leave in conditioner, has absolutely saved my life.

Some friends of mine made a game called "Hey Cow," where you slowed down by a cow pasture and bellowed (like a cow) the words "Hey Cow". You get a point for every cow that turns and looks at you, and half a point for any critter that isn't a cow (like a horse, donkey, etc). For some… Read More

The wrestling endorsement would've been 20 times funnier if it'd included the Vince McMahon tweet.

I really, really wanted a Twix. There was only one left in the machine, and I inserted my money and then pressed the wrong button. I ran to my desk to get another dollar out to try again, and I saw one of the male teachers walk out with my Twix. I broke down and cried for ten minutes… Read More

Lubrication, lubrication, lubrication. Either via good foreplay or a bottle of the stuff. First time was like getting rug burn everywhere you don't want rug burn.

Bobby is my special sugar plum.

This is actually cool for me because I'm currently operating sans-medication (yay insurance lapses). I make lists for everything, but they're super detailed step by step lists, because I'm a really global thinker and I sometimes forget that there are multiple steps to a destination...I… Read More

First of all, 20 is paid, her ring name is Devin Taylor, she works in NXT which is the WWE training grounds. I take issue with some of these-very snarky comments about professions. Some of them are nonsensical but there's a lot of rudeness up in here.

My biggest qualm with this post-as a wrestling fan, I'm constantly s**t on because I'm female so I must "only watch it because the guys are hot".