1. Basically nothing.
Singleness Level: First to arrive at the house party, last to leave.
"Will there be snacks?"
2. Your ex's favorite soda, which went flat long, long ago.
3. Foods for your pet.
4. Tons of health food with proactive messages to yourself.
5. A shelf just for wine.
6. Live bait.
7. Face masks, eye creams, lotions, cucumber slices, eye masks.
Singleness Level: Pampering the pain away.
"I'm saving myself for Mr. Right. And by saving, I mean preserving."