scorpiopath

I’m just now realizing my parents do the majority of these things, and apparently it’s not normal. I’m a junior in high school, so maybe it will get better, maybe it won’t.

Every year, near migration season, the same flock of geese stop at the pond across from my house, and every year the chase after me and my dog when we pass by on our daily walk, hissing and flapping their wings. Needless to say, I hate geese.

I don’t like people who brag about the smallest physical inconvenience when I speak up about the fact I have a lame knee. I broke my patella years ago, severing a lot of tendons and nerves, so I’ve been stuck with a limp and constant pain, and someone will think they need to “one… Read More

Majority of these questions kind of confuse me. It seems as if these people are asking why Americans get all excited and decide to be festive and happy about something. I’m sorry your life is boring, but I will enjoy dressing up and getting free candy then going back home to binge… Read More

When I was younger I just always assumed it was called fall because the leaves and the temperature would fall.

My grandparents live right in the area that will be hit hard and I’m so nervous something bad is going to happen. Prayers going out to them and everyone down there!

My father has the tendency to try to push the idea that because he’s older than me and my brother he knows better than both of us and we’ll ever be on his level. We’re constantly told to be quiet around him and other adults, to never speak up or talk back, and to do as we’re told… Read More

I’ll say it right now, “The Midnight Library” was a snoozefest for me. All of Nora’s decision in each of her “lives” were extremely easy to guess, expected overall, and it made for a very boring and repetitive read. It took me days to get through it, and though the concept is genius,… Read More

No one I know even likes to watch Marley & Me anymore because of the ending.

I think putting the gum back in the package is kind of brilliant. Less waste than constantly spitting it into a new napkin. I do it sometimes when I’ve got nowhere else to put my chewed gum.