Everyone knows a subway car is just a place for you to extend your personal boundaries beyond what is socially acceptable.
Letting common courtesy get in the way of your grooming habits is an easy mistake to make.
But it's a free country, damn it. You should be able to inconvenience as many people as you please.
All it takes is 10 simple steps, all of which you complete in your subway car.
1. Do your makeup.
2. Apply or remove your nail polish.
3. Cut off your split ends.
4. Spray your deodorant.
5. Floss your teeth.
7. File and clip your nails.
8. Pluck stray hairs.
9. Generously apply your cologne.
10. Pop a zit.
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