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How To Make A Wendy's Summer Berry Chicken Salad

In five easy steps.

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Get a bowl.

Hand-chop lettuce like Wendy's does.

Plant blackberries so they're fresh, like Wendy's.

Learn about the soil. Learn about the ideal pH of 5.5 to 7.

Learn chemistry to understand what pH actually means.

Move to where blackberries grow.

Enroll the kids in school (they'll make new friends).

Get the right seeds and plant them.

Learn about climbing vines. Wonder if this obsession with fresh blackberries is sane.

Talk to a therapist.

See. You're fine.

Then the first blackberries are out! But in the first year, they're not ready yet.

Get used to the weather. Miss home. Miss your mom.

Get back to work. SPF...pH...SPF...pH...

Your kids are two years older. You are two years older. But the blackberries are fresh!

Move back home with 2. Million. Blackberries.

Get fresh strawberries.

Then finally go insane and just go to Wendy’s instead.

Get a delicious taste of summer with Wendy's new Summer Berry Chicken Salad. Fresh, hand-picked strawberries and blackberries, crumbled feta cheese, crunchy apple chips, and a warm chicken breast sit atop a mix of 11 different greens.

All images courtesy of Wendy's.